Last week Proud Cabaret City launched the After Work Affair, where we asked the city elite to come and let us be their mistress…
Guests were welcomed by the talented Miss Sarina Del Fuego spinning rings of fire down a red carpet, while others were lured into our underground haven where pamper stations of make-up artists, nail art and hair dressers whipped up bee-hives and loose curls to transform our guests into glamorous leading ladies of the 1960’s.
So why not come down one night this week and receive a free martini of choice on entry?! Proud Cabaret, No1 Mark Lane, Corner of Dunster Court, EC3R 7AH. Message charlotte@proud.co.uk for guestlist
The Proud2 office is so unbelievably ghetto that General Manager Nick has to wear a bullet-proof, stab-proof, humour-proof vest at all times.
Oh, and he also carries a pack of Pamper’s baby wipes around with him to fend off the Bogey man.
Oh, Tim.
Wiley: Missing in Action
Wiley is supposed to come in to the Proud2 office today for a chat about the upcoming Eskimo Dance we got goin’ own. However it has been confirmed Wiley has gone AWOL.
We have spoken to a few of our Eskimo contacts and we can confirm that the Eskimo community too, are devastated. Please let us know of any sightings you may have of Wiley or indeed of any Eskimos coz they are like, reet funny innit?
Adam – the smooth criminal
Let’s put ourselves in the shoes of a young man working at Proud Cabaret, the obvious plus is that you’re surrounded by extremely good looking young women donning corsets, fishnets, dazzling diamante nipple tassels and tiny knickers.
So you’d think, that most would be used to the sight of a beautiful women… not the case.
As you may know, Proud Cabaret headquarters are conducting interviews for wait staff.. during an interview with a particularly gorgeous candidate, one of our staff members, Adam tried his hardest to pull the moves out. SCORE.
Proud Dating Direct
At Proud Cabaret we like to go the extra mile, and so when one customer asked if we could help her do “whatever it takes to get the man I am dining with into bed with me” we said “right on sister”, high-fived the plucky lady and dashed off to get her some bubbles.
A few splashes later, some strategically placed nipple tassels and one very wet t-shirt we remembered we had forgotten about the love-lorn lady and when we went back over to the table they had gone.
But hey, we looked GREAT in nipple tassles
Proud Cabaret Camden relaunches!
Food or boobies?
Food or boobies?
It’s a question on everybody’s lips.
It’s a question that doesn’t need to be asked at Proud Cabaret Camden where you can have BOTH
AT THE SAME TIME.
All you need to worry about is successfully mastering the plate-to-mouth fork action whilst looking at the boobies.
Does anyone remember the Photobooth at Proud Camden? Should Proud2 get one?
Should we get one for the office?
Would we do ANY work?
This week Proud has mostly…
…been attending Wedding fairs!
The Proud Group have been touring the country with our pretty little stall preaching the wonders of holding your Hen night or wedding reception at one of the Proud venues.
What we didn’t tell people was how it turned us into
BITTER
OLD
HAGS.
Between us we managed to trip up 6 brides and slam wedding cake into the faces of two happy couples.
